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callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

lets take a moment to appreciate bass players

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chimeratea:

pumpkinlessidjit:

jadedgalvanizer:

timelordsatan:

ambular-d:

pumpkinlessidjit:

i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid

and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth

and…

scarvenrot:

He’s a natural.

artattackmusic:

thatsonofamitch:

I don’t think you even need to watch/read naruto or know whats going on to know how absolutely ludicrous this is

JESUS CHRIST

I NEED TO CATCH UP

farrahsfaucet:

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

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gorgeousandsexyfailures:

mocoffin:

me

there’s basically no way I can see this on my dash and not reblog it

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playbunny:

growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend

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